Reports of mcdonalds being broken into and looted need to take into account why
What is that!
mim its a lighting bug or whatever they light up
WHAAAAAAT THATS SO COOL HOW DOES HE DO THAT! ITS JUST A BUG BUT IT LIGHTS UP
lol it had never even occurred to my that there were parts of this planet where lightning bugs are not indigenous
I AM SO JEALOUS I WANT TINY LITTLE BUG LANTERNS
Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young
But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”
wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
"Stop being dead."
FUCK COLLEGE I WANNA JOIN THIS CLASS
STOP BEING DEAD, RIGHT NOW
LAST YEAR A FEW CLASSES AT MY SCHOOL DID THIS AND THEY GOT IN SO MUCH TROUBLE